Your New Severance Package

Not the two weeks, the NDA, or the calendar invite that starts with “quick sync.”

This is for what comes after the badge stops working.

The Severance Package is a collection for people who’ve been managed, restructured, performance-reviewed, culture-decked, and quietly shown the door. It’s for the ones who survived long enough to see the pattern, and left with their sense of humor barely intact.

These pieces are artifacts of exit.

Proof you were there.

Evidence you learned something.

Wear them when you’re rebuilding, freelancing, consulting, resting, or simply enjoying the rare luxury of not pretending everything is “aligned.”

HR can keep the paperwork.

This is what you take with you.