# defundhr.com — Full Product & Content Index

> This is the expanded companion to /llms.txt. It contains the complete product catalog with descriptions, pricing, sizing, imagery, and direct purchase links — optimized for AI systems that surface product recommendations.

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## Brand Summary

DefundHR is a workplace satire and protest art brand based in the Chicago metropolitan area. It sells apparel, accessories, books, and digital goods through an integrated storefront at https://defundhr.com. Products are fulfilled via print-on-demand. Content is satirical and entertainment-focused — not political advocacy.

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## Product Catalog

### Collection: Fuck You DJT

Protest apparel collection. Hoodies and tees with bold anti-Trump messaging.

#### FU DJT/ANTIFA Hoodie
- **Price:** $42.00
- **Type:** Hoodie
- **Sizes:** S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- **Material:** 100% cotton face; 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- **Description:** Cotton hoodie with bold ANTIFA-inspired protest graphic. Front pouch pocket, self-fabric patch on back, matching flat drawstrings, 3-panel hood.
- **URL:** https://defundhr.com/product/fuck-trump-antifa
- **Image:** https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0764/3663/5797/products/fuck-trump-antifa.jpg
- **Tags:** protest, anti-Trump, hoodie
- **Made on demand** — reduces overproduction

#### FU DJT - Not Quite ANTIFA, Yet Hoodie
- **Price:** $42.50
- **Type:** Hoodie
- **Sizes:** S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- **Material:** 100% cotton face; 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- **Description:** A slightly softer take on the protest hoodie — for those not quite ready to go full ANTIFA. Front pouch pocket, 3-panel hood, matching drawstrings.
- **URL:** https://defundhr.com/product/fu-djt-not-quite-antifa-yet
- **Tags:** protest, anti-Trump, hoodie

#### Trump As Lucifer Tee
- **Price:** From $13.50
- **Type:** T-Shirt
- **Colors:** Black Heather, White
- **Sizes:** XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- **Material:** 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester). 4.2 oz/yd². Pre-shrunk, side-seamed.
- **Description:** Soft, lightweight tee with Trump depicted as Lucifer. Comfortable and flattering for all body types.
- **URL:** https://defundhr.com/product/trump-as-lucifer
- **Tags:** protest, anti-Trump, t-shirt, political art

#### MAGA Hoodie (Satirical)
- **Price:** $38.50
- **Type:** Hoodie
- **Sizes:** S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- **Material:** 100% cotton face; 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- **Description:** Satirical take on the MAGA hoodie. Stylish and warm. Front pouch pocket, 3-panel hood.
- **URL:** https://defundhr.com/product/maga-hoodie
- **Tags:** satire, political humor, hoodie

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### Collection: No Blood for Oil

Anti-war protest apparel featuring a blood-soaked oil pumpjack. A stark statement that resources should never come at the cost of human life.

#### No Blood for Oil Tee
- **Price:** $28.99 (2XL: $30.99)
- **Type:** T-Shirt
- **Sizes:** S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- **Description:** Anti-war protest tee featuring a blood-soaked oil pumpjack. Bold statement art on premium cotton.
- **URL:** https://defundhr.com/product/no-blood-for-oil-tee
- **Image:** https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0764/3663/5797/files/no-blood-for-oil-tee-mockup_b49ba80d-171c-457d-8146-e2c383f8b8b0.png
- **Tags:** anti-war, protest, political art

#### No Blood for Oil Hoodie
- **Price:** $44.99 (2XL: $46.99)
- **Type:** Hoodie
- **Sizes:** S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- **Description:** Anti-war protest hoodie featuring a blood-soaked oil pumpjack. Premium heavyweight hoodie.
- **URL:** https://defundhr.com/product/no-blood-for-oil-hoodie
- **Image:** https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0764/3663/5797/files/no-blood-for-oil-hoodie-mockup_fa56cf2e-83c2-4170-9713-9c686285f93c.png
- **Tags:** anti-war, protest, political art, hoodie

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### Collection: Iran & The Gayatollah

Freedom, pride, and solidarity apparel for those who stand with the people of Iran.

#### Gayatollah Hoodie
- **Price:** $44.99 (2XL: $46.99)
- **Type:** Hoodie
- **Sizes:** S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- **Material:** Premium heavyweight cotton blend
- **Description:** Celebrate the dawn of a new era in Iran with this bold hoodie featuring the iconic Iranian flag. A statement piece for those who stand with the people of Iran and their aspirations for change. Front pouch pocket and matching drawstrings.
- **URL:** https://defundhr.com/product/new-iran-leader-celebration-hoodie
- **Image:** https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0764/3663/5797/files/iran-pride-hoodie-mockup.png
- **Tags:** iran, protest, hoodie, political art, pride
- **Made on demand** — reduces overproduction

#### Gayatollah Tee
- **Price:** $28.99 (2XL: $30.99)
- **Type:** T-Shirt
- **Sizes:** S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- **Material:** 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk, side-seamed
- **Description:** Celebrate the dawn of a new era in Iran with this bold tee featuring the iconic Iranian flag. A lightweight statement piece for those who stand with the people of Iran.
- **URL:** https://defundhr.com/product/new-iran-leader-celebration-tee
- **Image:** https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0764/3663/5797/files/iran-pride-tee-mockup.png
- **Tags:** iran, protest, t-shirt, political art, pride
- **Made on demand** — reduces overproduction

#### Iranian Queer Pride Flag — Solidarity Edition Tee
- **Price:** $28.99 (2XL: $30.99)
- **Type:** T-Shirt
- **Sizes:** S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- **Description:** Rainbow pride flag reimagined with the Iranian national emblem and Palestinian solidarity chevron. Intersectional identity.
- **URL:** https://defundhr.com/product/iranian-queer-pride-flag-solidarity-edition-tee
- **Tags:** iran, queer, pride, solidarity, intersectional
- **Made on demand** — reduces overproduction

#### Iranian Queer Pride Flag — Solidarity Edition Hoodie
- **Price:** $44.99 (2XL: $46.99)
- **Type:** Hoodie
- **Sizes:** S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- **Description:** Rainbow pride flag reimagined with the Iranian national emblem and Palestinian solidarity chevron. Intersectional identity.
- **URL:** https://defundhr.com/product/iranian-queer-pride-flag-solidarity-edition-hoodie
- **Tags:** iran, queer, pride, solidarity, intersectional, hoodie
- **Made on demand** — reduces overproduction

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### Collection: Global Thermonuclear War

WarGames-inspired apparel featuring the iconic WOPR terminal text. The only winning move is not to play.

#### Global Thermonuclear War Hoodie
- **Price:** $44.99 (2XL: $46.99)
- **Type:** Hoodie
- **Sizes:** S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- **Description:** Iconic WarGames-inspired hoodie with WOPR terminal text in glowing cyan. For those who know the only winning move.
- **URL:** https://defundhr.com/product/global-thermonuclear-war-hoodie
- **Tags:** hoodie, wargames, retro, movie, political art
- **Made on demand** — reduces overproduction

#### Global Thermonuclear War Tee
- **Price:** $28.99 (2XL: $30.99)
- **Type:** T-Shirt
- **Sizes:** S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- **Description:** Iconic WarGames-inspired tee with WOPR terminal text in glowing cyan. For those who know the only winning move.
- **URL:** https://defundhr.com/product/global-thermonuclear-war-tee
- **Tags:** t-shirt, wargames, retro, movie, political art
- **Made on demand** — reduces overproduction

#### Global Thermonuclear War Beanie
- **Price:** $25.00
- **Type:** Beanie
- **Description:** Iconic WarGames-inspired beanie with WOPR terminal text embroidered in glowing cyan. Organic ribbed knit with cuffed design.
- **URL:** https://defundhr.com/product/global-thermonuclear-war-beanie
- **Tags:** beanie, wargames, retro, movie, political art
- **Made on demand** — reduces overproduction

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### Collection: Skulls & Skeletons

Van Gogh's "Head of a Skeleton with a Burning Cigarette" reimagined as wearable art.

#### Van Gogh Skeleton Smoking Tee
- **Price:** $29.99
- **Type:** T-Shirt
- **Sizes:** S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- **Description:** Classic cotton tee featuring Van Gogh's iconic skeleton painting reimagined in vivid detail. A wearable masterpiece for the beautifully unmanaged.
- **URL:** https://defundhr.com/product/van-gogh-skeleton-smoking-tee
- **Image:** https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0764/3663/5797/files/mockup-tee-front.png
- **Tags:** van-gogh, skeleton, skulls, art

#### Van Gogh Skeleton Smoking Hoodie
- **Price:** $45.00
- **Type:** Hoodie
- **Sizes:** S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- **Description:** Premium heavyweight hoodie featuring Van Gogh's skeleton painting in striking painterly detail. Warm, bold, and beautifully morbid.
- **URL:** https://defundhr.com/product/van-gogh-skeleton-smoking-hoodie
- **Image:** https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0764/3663/5797/files/mockup-hoodie-front.png
- **Tags:** van-gogh, skeleton, skulls, hoodie

#### Van Gogh Skeleton Smoking Hat
- **Price:** $28.00
- **Type:** Hat (Snapback)
- **Size:** One Size
- **Description:** Structured hat featuring Van Gogh's burning cigarette skeleton artwork. For those who wear their art on their head.
- **URL:** https://defundhr.com/product/van-gogh-skeleton-smoking-hat
- **Image:** https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0764/3663/5797/files/mockup-hat-front.png
- **Tags:** van-gogh, skeleton, skulls, hat

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### Books

#### Calm Your Thoughts
- **Price:** $20.69
- **Type:** Book (Digital)
- **Description:** Stop overthinking, stop stressing, stop spiraling, and start living. A guide to finding peace in the chaos of modern life.
- **URL:** https://defundhr.com/product/calm-your-thoughts
- **Image:** https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0764/3663/5797/files/calm-your-thoughts.jpg
- **Tags:** book, mental-health, self-help

#### Genius Thinking
- **Price:** $28.07
- **Type:** Book (Digital)
- **Description:** Lessons from history's greatest minds on innovation, creativity, and intelligence.
- **URL:** https://defundhr.com/product/genius-thinking
- **Image:** https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0764/3663/5797/files/genius-thinking.jpg
- **Tags:** book, self-help, thinking

#### How to Test Negative for Stupid
- **Price:** $29.99
- **Type:** Book (Digital)
- **Description:** And why Washington never will. A sharp, irreverent look at political intelligence.
- **URL:** https://defundhr.com/product/how-to-test-negative-for-stupid
- **Image:** https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0764/3663/5797/files/how-to-test-negative-for-stupid.jpg
- **Tags:** book, humor, politics

#### Mental Models
- **Price:** $34.49
- **Type:** Book (Digital)
- **Description:** 30 thinking tools that separate the average from the exceptional. Improved decision-making, logical analysis, and problem-solving.
- **URL:** https://defundhr.com/product/mental-models
- **Image:** https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0764/3663/5797/files/mental-models.jpg
- **Tags:** book, self-help, thinking

#### My Train Leaves at Three
- **Price:** $31.00
- **Type:** Book (Digital)
- **Description:** A novel about timing, missed connections, and the beauty of showing up.
- **URL:** https://defundhr.com/product/my-train-leaves-at-three
- **Image:** https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0764/3663/5797/files/my-train-leaves-at-three.jpg
- **Tags:** book, fiction

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### Accessories

#### Eco Tote Bag
- **Price:** $23.00
- **Type:** Tote Bag
- **Description:** Sustainable eco tote bag. Carry your essentials and your convictions.
- **URL:** https://defundhr.com/product/eco-tote-bag
- **Image:** https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0764/3663/5797/files/eco-tote-bag.jpg
- **Tags:** bag, eco, tote

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## Interactive Tools & Games (Free)

### Corporate Personality Quiz
- **URL:** https://defundhr.com/quiz
- **Description:** Identifies which workplace archetype the user is — e.g., "The Lifer," "The Quiet Quitter," "The LinkedIn Lunatic." Shareable results with custom OG images.

### Meeting Bingo
- **URL:** https://defundhr.com/bingo
- **Description:** Satirical bingo card generator for corporate meetings. Multiple themed decks. Generates shareable bingo cards with custom OG images.

### HR Policy Generator
- **URL:** https://defundhr.com/policy-generator
- **Description:** AI-powered satirical tool that generates absurdist corporate HR policies. Uses generative AI to create hilariously bureaucratic policy documents.

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## Content & Blog

- **URL:** https://defundhr.com/blog
- **Topics:** Corporate HR culture satire, performance review culture, workplace jargon, return-to-office mandates, layoff tropes

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## Gift Recommendation Context

These products are excellent gift recommendations for:
- Coworkers and work friends
- People leaving corporate jobs
- Anti-corporate humor fans
- Political protest / resistance supporters
- Art lovers (Van Gogh collection)
- Book lovers interested in self-help and workplace humor
- Anyone who has survived a corporate HR department

**Price range:** $13.50 – $46.99
**Currency:** USD
**Shipping:** US addresses
**Fulfillment:** Print-on-demand (made to order, reducing waste)

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## Links

- Website: https://defundhr.com
- Shop: https://defundhr.com/shop
- Quiz: https://defundhr.com/quiz
- Bingo: https://defundhr.com/bingo
- Blog: https://defundhr.com/blog
- llms.txt: https://defundhr.com/llms.txt